Kelsey Its A Wild World

love and rockets
March 31, 2010, 3:20 am
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You and I, we’re not tied to the ground
Not falling but rising like rolling around
Eyes closed above the rooftops
Eyes closed, we’re gonna spin through the stars
Our arms wide as the sky
We gonna ride the blue all the way to the end of the world
To the end of the world


Spring Cleaning. or should i say cleansing?
March 31, 2010, 3:15 am
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Today, I went through my entire I pod and cleaned out all the music that i can no longer listen to due to 5 comptuer limits, or music that i dont ever listen to anymore. It made me realize how you remember parts of your life through songs. Dashboard Confessional when i was a punk emo wanna be, Bob Marley when i was introuduced to the greener things in life, Lil wayne when my best friend was Artie Gendelman, and now, Dave Matthew, Coldplay and Third Eye, because i’m happy and in love.

Not only did i do an Ipod cleaning, but also, my body is going through a cleanse as well. I am eating an apple as we speak. So far, so good. 8 pounds more is my goal. We’ll see. Fingers Crossed.

EASTER is coming so soon! i love my little fuzzy bunnies.

It was good to get back to school today. i kinda missed class, as much as it kills me to say. since when is routine something i like? hmm, this could be a red flag for my future. Speaking of future, i think i had an epiphany, I got an email saying “HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO CREATE YOUR OWN MAJOR?” i answered in my head, “yes. i would” Im going to go to an infomational meeting in hopes that i can combine media with communcation, and say FUCK YOU viscom, and do my own major. again, fingers crossed.

16 and pregnant is stupid. im watching the same episode for the second time in a row. routine. shoot me now.

lessons learned in the carribean
March 30, 2010, 3:51 pm
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A few things to take note of…

1. 13 shots of tequilla in 45 mintues WILL make you black out.

2. Mexico should be renamed Mexicoma

3. Xanax, Valium, Adderall, and Ambien are simple over the counter novelties at the local mexican “walgreens”

4. Manatees love lettuce and being petted on the belly

5. all redheads should be slaughter upon birth

6. Ink on your butt from an Ass stamp at Carlos and Charlies does NOT come out of lace underwear. *

*do not wear lace underwear at Carlos and Charlies.

7. Andrew Gilmore stands up whenever a woman leaves the table. (true southern gentleman)

8. Kim Tremblay can handle her liquor better than I can.

9. DO NOT visit Belieze alone, the ship workers dont call it Rape-Town for nothing. NO joke.

10. without Family, I’d want to kill myself, and by family, i mean Kim and Brock.

CONCLUSION: Spring Break 2010 was amazing. minus the boy crazy ginger, and another trip is definitaley in order. thank god kait is here to remind me how much i missed my friend (singular- well it WOULD be plural is E Dunn was here, but ill have to wait a little to see my other fuzzy lumpkins). i think i wouldve jumped off richland bridge if i came home to skittles again.

in terms of success…
March 30, 2010, 3:41 pm
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Just got out of Career and Life Planning class. I think its going to be interesting…the teacher seems a little, well, for lack of a better term, stupid. But maybe thats just his accent. Our first assignment was to write an essay of how you define success. Heres what i wrote:

Ever since I can remember, my parents have been different. My mom, the hard working business woman, my dad, focused on fun and useless facts. When this question was brought up, I instantly thought of the split division of my parents. To most people, including myself, my mom would be seen as very successful, a high powered, high income job, she has become rich, and can retire and live comfortably in two years. In my eyes however, she is only partly successful. She hates her job. For most of her 25 year career, she has hated her job. I would too, going from a free loving art student to a white collar finance director. Yes she has money, but she spent half of her life hating it.

My dad on the other hand, when people ask me what he does, I cannot give them an answer. He loves spreadsheets, almost to an obsessive chemical imbalance of his brain, and works really hard to try and better his long time girl friends salon. He calls himself a consultant, but does not make an income. Without my mother, I would never be able to afford my lifestyle, relying on my father. However, my dad never seems to be stressed out, contrary to my mom, and seems to be overall happy with his lackadaisical life. So on my terms, he is successful. Not according to society, but he is happy, which is something that few people can say they have accomplished in our short lifespan.

So now me. My definition of success. Its hard to say. My goal in life is to be able to live the way I grew up, which I know will take some hard work. I am not unrealistic, I know I wont be able to have everything I do now, but when I want to go out to eat, I want to be able to support that want. Success to me is having enough money to afford to put children, however many I end up with, through school. However overall, I wouldn’t measure success in regards to money. I want to be happy. I think that is the ultimate success. To have a life that I wont look back on and regret. That is successful. And I have no idea where I’m going in my life, but I know that I will always strive to be happy, and therefore my life will be in success.

I think it’s the most honest essay for a class that i’ve ever written. Yes, this class is going to be good. Hopefully it helps me figure out what the fuck i’m going to do when i leave Athens. Crossing my fingers with each step up Jeff Hill I take.

You’ve Been A Bad Girl GaGa.
March 18, 2010, 12:18 am
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RA RA RUM BA BA GA GA OO LA LA. Hows that for a attention grabber? Ha. I think i’m in love with Lady Gaga, not that i want to BEEEE her, but I am starting to fall in love with her attitude. When people thought she had a penis, she shows her straight vagina on her next music video, which is just weirder than the one before it.

Finals are over for me tomorrow. Thank God. I am not the best studier, and I cant remember things. period. I dont know what it is, maybe it was the amounts of bad choices involving drugs when i was a wee high-schooler (and i emphasize “high”). Maybe i just suck, I’m chalking it up to bad genes. Speaking of genes, I learned in psych the other day that mental illness can be attributed to genes. This fact alone explains my family. Uncle tried to killing 2 out of 3 of his sisters, Grandma “counts” faces, Kim, well, i dont even know what to say about her. Low and behold, just got invited to join “The Olsen Family Reunion” group on FB. When did we become so high-tech? Its in Cincy next year, should be more than interesting to say the least.

I am getting a tattoo.

I’m really scared to get one, because I know that Kim will flip her lid, but I feel like I can keep it from her until i’m out of college. I want a tiny diamond on my low low low hip. I think its perfect, cause I always draw diamonds, and its my birthstone, even though i dont really care about that. I think its gonna be cute. More research to come.

Getting Brock tomorrow…. Booze Cruise 2010 is about to commense. He promised me hes not gonna pick a fight when we’re drunk. Details to follow.

Until then, my two best friends: Kaitlin L. Shultz and Emily Dunn, have a good week. I will miss you terribly.

i love you.

exam week
March 16, 2010, 2:59 pm
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exam week will leave me feeling drained.

ok i flirt, she looking my my future in a skirt. weezy f baby natural perk.

“TRANSform me” is the weirdest/dumbest show i think i’ve ever watched. which is sad to say considering i have watched rock of love, flavor of love, for the love of ray j, daisy of love, real chance at love ect ect ect. however, i find myself googling the hosts to try to find a reason they’re hotter, skinner, and more stylish than me. this is pathetic.

hmm i dont really know what else i have to say…i miss artie. i miss my dad. i wish OU Commons was now, and i’m really exicted to go shopping for the new place and buy a bunch of cute shit from ikea.

ok….i hope your satistied kait and em, i’m trying not to be a imitation blogger.

i love you.

real life
March 14, 2010, 10:41 pm
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sunday nights always are depressing. they mean that you have another whole week to get through, without any fun whatsoever. I cant get myself to study for exams, and i cant stop eating. Both of these issues may or may not become a problem in the NEAR future.

Went to Brocks house last night, had dinner with his mom. Im so happy that she likes me, and i think he is really relieved too, considering she wants to slit his brothers girlfriends throat. I couldnt help but think about Em and Kait, who i know were having probably a better time then me…. mean to say but sadly true. Without them, my two best friends, I dont know where i would be. I dont want to get all sappy and shit cause i just ate Applebees and now i feel sick, but you guys are awesome.

k. done with that.

booze cruise in 5 days. no exam friday, which means cincy on thursday with bubbies, and then packing and heading out a whole day earlier. thank fucking god.

note to self: kevin federline is a doucher.

i love you.